mmm gold

cash4gold is the most

ghetto shit i have ever seen.

anyone see the superbowl commercial with

ed mcmahon and the hammer man?

let's hire cheap, russian broad

to flash benjamins in face.

superbowl ad or hotter model?

i would have spent it on neither.

for those thinking about stealing 

your grandma's bling,

don't send it to these bustas.

steal, then pawn.

[cash4gold revealed]

gold was cool,

like ten years ago.

but there are some,

who are all about the yellow.

like meestah tee.

he actually begs for change,

with that flava flav sized pan.

this would be hotter,

if the shoes were black.

or chrome.

the jade is a nice touch.

but it's the border of this image,

that attracts me to this gawdy contraption.

moshi fuckin moshi.

have fun carrying a 

22 lbs laptop, sucka.

have fun carrying a

22 lbs shuffle,

while you jog in your gucci shoes.

interesting fact.

gold schlagger + peppermint schnapps

= 

liquid cocaine.

make me a kobe beef steak burger,

bitch.

with fries.