who wants to marry me....

and have a mexican styled wedding?it gets good around the 1:50 second mark.

i feel like dying tonight

been mia for some time,

i blame it on the flu/cold season.

creativity, sense of humor are 

nonexistent,

while i have this pounding headache.

so boring just sitting around,

waiting for this shit to pass.

morbidly thinking, 

we would cease to exist quickly,

if the flu virus were actually a

biological weapon.

like the mole pictured below.

elevated brain temperatures,

give me wacky ideas.

sue me.

woah

i wish i could folder paper this well.

slip n slide

wtf.

yeah photoshop

the smoke ring is real.

bugz

fuck bugs.
there, i said it.
a professor once told me,
bugs are and have been
essential to the way our world works.
i told him,
fuck you and your ant farm.




i'd slap her if she were my kid.
dumb bitch.



get a room, chubby chaser.




i never knew they liked it,
doggy style.

haha.

mmm gold

cash4gold is the most

ghetto shit i have ever seen.

anyone see the superbowl commercial with

ed mcmahon and the hammer man?

let's hire cheap, russian broad

to flash benjamins in face.

superbowl ad or hotter model?

i would have spent it on neither.

for those thinking about stealing 

your grandma's bling,

don't send it to these bustas.

steal, then pawn.

[cash4gold revealed]

gold was cool,

like ten years ago.

but there are some,

who are all about the yellow.

like meestah tee.

he actually begs for change,

with that flava flav sized pan.

this would be hotter,

if the shoes were black.

or chrome.

the jade is a nice touch.

but it's the border of this image,

that attracts me to this gawdy contraption.

moshi fuckin moshi.

have fun carrying a 

22 lbs laptop, sucka.

have fun carrying a

22 lbs shuffle,

while you jog in your gucci shoes.

interesting fact.

gold schlagger + peppermint schnapps

= 

liquid cocaine.

make me a kobe beef steak burger,

bitch.

with fries.

big dilemma

life presents itself with many trials, tribulations.

a complicated situation i have had,

for the past 3 months.

porsche or range rover sport?

it has the name.

the luxury.

the sexy.

the hood rats gonna love this one.

or this.

also sexy.

and has a very clean look to it.

but, wait.

here is where it gets complicated.

this was love at first sight,

when I layed my eyes on it.

not the aforementioned.

keep reading.

 

you know what it is.

you've seen it at 3am on nick at night,

blazing to fresh prince.

it's the hover round, baby.

the man.

the myth.

the inventor.

Tom Kruse, for the win.

the famous infomercial.

the people below are avid users.

i'm inspired.

"go around me, motherfucka!"

good luck squeezing by this one, dude. 

running wolf needs to get around, too.

her life alert went off.

how appropriate.

philly wing bowl

i thought this was pretty interesting.

15,000 in attendance.

27 fat asses.

the mission: 

to eat as many wings as possible in 30 minutes.

looking at this dude's build, 

you think he would have won.

he looks focused.

nope, he did not win.

that guy from dumb & dumber participated, as well.

look at the fan support.

guess it wasn't enough. 

he did not win.

all hail #17.

he ate two hundred and three.

he won.

the girl on the left.

her boob is popping out.

but that's not important.

[via Reuters]

nile art pt. 1

this is what is showcase right now.

pretty sick, right?

all done by local artists here.

mad skill.

these are coming down on the 28th.

new art is on the way.