hiatus

much on my mind,

been busy with much.

to my loyal visitors,

you've been with me in thought.

my fans at the senior center,

couldn't stand that i've been away.

grandpa bart took it the worst, evidently.

i am not skinny,

i rarely wear glasses.

but i will make an exception,

for ignorance.

because LatinXChica583 misses me.

i apologize ,

i haven't been there to see you,

bang your tamborines together.

please don't be angry with me,

chubby the chimp.

last but not least,

to my legion of lady fans,

i say, 

keep biking on that track.

for it is inevitable,

our paths will cross again.

who wants to marry me....

and have a mexican styled wedding?it gets good around the 1:50 second mark.

i feel like dying tonight

been mia for some time,

i blame it on the flu/cold season.

creativity, sense of humor are 

nonexistent,

while i have this pounding headache.

so boring just sitting around,

waiting for this shit to pass.

morbidly thinking, 

we would cease to exist quickly,

if the flu virus were actually a

biological weapon.

like the mole pictured below.

elevated brain temperatures,

give me wacky ideas.

sue me.

woah

i wish i could folder paper this well.

slip n slide

wtf.