hiatus

much on my mind,

been busy with much.

to my loyal visitors,

you've been with me in thought.

my fans at the senior center,

couldn't stand that i've been away.

grandpa bart took it the worst, evidently.

i am not skinny,

i rarely wear glasses.

but i will make an exception,

for ignorance.

because LatinXChica583 misses me.

i apologize ,

i haven't been there to see you,

bang your tamborines together.

please don't be angry with me,

chubby the chimp.

last but not least,

to my legion of lady fans,

i say, 

keep biking on that track.

for it is inevitable,

our paths will cross again.

i feel like dying tonight

been mia for some time,

i blame it on the flu/cold season.

creativity, sense of humor are 

nonexistent,

while i have this pounding headache.

so boring just sitting around,

waiting for this shit to pass.

morbidly thinking, 

we would cease to exist quickly,

if the flu virus were actually a

biological weapon.

like the mole pictured below.

elevated brain temperatures,

give me wacky ideas.

sue me.

philly wing bowl

i thought this was pretty interesting.

15,000 in attendance.

27 fat asses.

the mission: 

to eat as many wings as possible in 30 minutes.

looking at this dude's build, 

you think he would have won.

he looks focused.

nope, he did not win.

that guy from dumb & dumber participated, as well.

look at the fan support.

guess it wasn't enough. 

he did not win.

all hail #17.

he ate two hundred and three.

he won.

the girl on the left.

her boob is popping out.

but that's not important.

[via Reuters]

Where has this dude been?

i'm still waiting for the day that Vern Troyer gets casted for a serious role in a movie.
also, did you know that this cat has a sex tape out?
wtf.

welcome to teh internet

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